WASHINGTON, D.C. – After almost an entire year of denial, deflection, and cackling laughter, the Biden-Harris Administration, also known as the Harris-Biden’s handlers Administration, finally decided to try to put an end to the unpleasant but convenient seasonal surge at the border.

The virtuous and well-thought-out plan will consist of allowing the U.S. southern border to be utilized as a giant nuclear testing site and for F-15 airstrike drills.

Since President Biden, who was running for Senate last fall, took office in January, he has repeatedly mentioned that White supremacy is the most lethal threat to the democracy of the United States of America. Therefore, this masterful plan will not only allow the U.S. Armed Forces to use almost 2000 miles of borderland to get ready to annihilate the rising domestic white supremacy threat but also fix the issue at the border.

However, according to some independent conspiracy theorists and some Trump apologists in the media, there’s reportedly a bit of resistance to the project. It appears that many border town residents have raised their concerns regarding this fiery plan. Yet, despite the skepticism, Biden’s officials have tried to reassure them. They have reportedly gone door to door to explain to the doubters that everything is in their best interests and that it is a necessary step to make sure that the government will be prepared to fend off the rampant national crisis caused by the Trump-supporting and freedom-loving white supremacist sympathizers.

Furthermore, the CCP has also expressed its interest in contributing to the plan by giving the U.S. Armed Forces some feedback. This is why they have recently specified that they will observe and rate the newest American weaponry and tactics that will soon be tested at the border if the plan comes to fruition. All of this useful information will reportedly be coming from the newly built Chinese observation and data collecting infrastructures located on the borderland that the CCP has recently bought for pennies on the dollar.

Besides that, Joe Biden has also somewhat given comments regarding the plan.
“ C’mon man, let me t– tell you this – Ehhh – You know, these white supremacists – Look – Ehhh – Folks – We have to come t– together and g– go get them – Ehhh – Because Trump is still –¬ a racist clown and back in the d– day – Ehhh – Nevermind – My fellow Americans, nothing is happening at the border – It is Trump’s fault – Ehhh – There’s nothing t– to worry about because Kamala’s – CommaLuh’s – Kamaluh’s in charge – So, bring the children to m– me – No Ehhh –Stay in Mexico – No Ehhh – C’mon man, d– don’t come, or w– we’ll bomb y’all.”

All in all, it’s safe to say that the Biden Administration, best known as the New World Order Administration, has everything under control, and as Dr. Jill Biden once said, “Si se PWAdueh. The future is ours.”