NEW YORK, N.Y. – Shocking news coming from Trump Tower this morning. After only a year of unity, peacefulness, and normalcy, the Orange Man will be back in office next week.

As a matter of fact, according to some undisclosed sources close to him, Trump has just fully transitioned into Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. himself after starting to identify as him not so long ago.

After his crushing defeat and sort of concession in January 2021, the 45th President of the United States of America reportedly fell into a deep depression. During this dark period of his life, Trump allegedly didn’t feel like himself anymore. (A sad violin music starts playing.) It was at this point that the Orange Man found out that he was in the wrong body. (The narrator begins tearing up.) Allegedly, the only thing that he ever wanted was to become a two-term president, and having that irregularly taken from him took its toll on his poor soul. (The narrator starts squealing as the sad music intensifies.) Yet, despite ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After almost an entire year of denial, deflection, and cackling laughter, the Biden-Harris Administration, also known as the Harris-Biden’s handlers Administration, finally decided to try to put an end to the unpleasant but convenient seasonal surge at the border.

The virtuous and well-thought-out plan will consist of allowing the U.S. southern border to be utilized as a giant nuclear testing site and for F-15 airstrike drills.

Since President Biden, who was running for Senate last fall, took office in January, he has repeatedly mentioned that White supremacy is the most lethal threat to the democracy of the United States of America. Therefore, this masterful plan will not only allow the U.S. Armed Forces to use almost 2000 miles of borderland to get ready to annihilate the rising domestic white supremacy threat but also fix the issue at the border.

However, according to some independent conspiracy theorists and some Trump apologists in the media, there’s reportedly ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Biden Administration seems to be in turmoil as of late. After passing the eleven-month mark commemorating the end of the Orange Man atrocious reign of terror, the dissatisfaction of the American people regarding Biden’s attempt at detrumpifying the country has reached new highs. Surprisingly, they seem to want more from the most popular President in U.S. history, as the polls seem to indicate, and the ruling by decree, the ice cream licking, the unclear mumbling speeches, the snoozing on the job, and the crackdown on the unvaccinated Trump supporters apparently won’t cut it.

However, a scrutinizing analysis of the recent polls done by a bipartisan DNC firm, free of unsophisticated, bigoted, and biased critics, has reportedly shown that there was, in fact, a hidden cause that could explain the dip in support of the beloved President.

In the first place, the report showed that the slump in approval couldn’t have resulted from Biden’s policies. This discovery can be explained...